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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,538th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,617th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,792nd
The United Soviet republics of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hail hydra
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Fetudersialand

Population696 million

CapitalKriegenfist

CurrencyRed credits
AnimalFetudersialandian Red Elagle

The United Soviet republics of Fetudersialand is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 696 million Fetudersialandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriegenfist. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.6%.

The all-consuming Fetudersialandian economy, worth 90.1 trillion Red credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,384 Red credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Fetudersialandian justice, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars, fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fetudersialand's national animal is the Fetudersialandian Red Elagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fetudersialand is ranked 45,491st in the world and 1,514th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,538thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,617thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,792ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,815thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,981stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,064thLargest Mining Sector: 9,337thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,659thLowest Crime Rates: 13,560thMost Secular: 13,641stLargest Governments: 13,964thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,558thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,276thMost Authoritarian: 16,324thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,913th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 128th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 207th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 211th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 219th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 223rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 237th in the regionLargest Governments: 349th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 359th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 368th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 376th in the regionLargest Black Market: 404th in the regionMost Secular: 406th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 420th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 465th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 483rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 530th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 556th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 636th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fetudersialand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular and Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Fetudersialand, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in Fetudersialand, fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters.
  • : Following new legislation in Fetudersialand, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars.
  • : Following new legislation in Fetudersialand, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Fetudersialandian justice.
  • : Following new legislation in Fetudersialand, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Following new legislation in Fetudersialand, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'.
  • : Following new legislation in Fetudersialand, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction.
  • : Following new legislation in Fetudersialand, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Fetudersialand, every workday begins with group therapy.

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