The Colonial Empire of Fetra is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Andrew VI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.322 billion Fetrans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nicia. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fetran economy, worth a remarkable 1,259 trillion Imperial crowns a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 199,170 Imperial crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists outnumber citizens two to one, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, and the term "Native Fetran" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fetra's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Fetra is ranked 7,562^nd in the world and 47^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,593.48 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.