The Colonial Empire of Fetra is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by S0NNYZ with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.258 billion Fetrans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nicia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Fetran economy, worth 517 trillion Imperial Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 158,768 Imperial Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and atheists on vacation find Andrewnism's scriptures make useful doorstops. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fetra's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Andrewnism.

Fetra is ranked 151,061^st in the world and 577^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -6.42 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.