The Colonial Empire of Fetra is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Andrew Great Leader of Ours with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.846 billion Fetrans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nicia. The average income tax rate is 29.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Fetran economy, worth 935 trillion Imperials a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 193,147 Imperials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends, daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Fetra. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fetra's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Fetra is ranked 206,874^th in the world and 365^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Least Corrupt Governments, with 15.63 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.