by Max Barry

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,234th Most Influential: 1,825th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,989th
The Colonial Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Mi sVeglio e Mi giRo un BonSai
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Political Freedom

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Population3.258 billion


CurrencyImperial Crown

The Colonial Empire of Fetra is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by S0NNYZ with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.258 billion Fetrans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nicia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Fetran economy, worth 517 trillion Imperial Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 158,768 Imperial Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and atheists on vacation find Andrewnism's scriptures make useful doorstops. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fetra's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Andrewnism.

Fetra is ranked 151,061st in the world and 577th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -6.42 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,234thTop
Most Influential: 1,825thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,989thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,882ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,114thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,673rdMost Armed: 4,494thNudest: 4,546thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,284thLargest Black Market: 5,726thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,782ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,519thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,738thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,216thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,970thHighest Average Incomes: 10,823rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,959thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,575thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,192ndMost Rebellious Youth: 15,094thMost Developed: 16,876th
Most Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 35th in the regionNudest: 37th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 69th in the region

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