The Free Land of Ferreira is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 447 million Ferreirans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viscera. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The Ferreiran economy, worth 25.4 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,923 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo, "The Daily Sacrifice" is a routine segment of morning news shows, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, and vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ferreira's national animal is the hello kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ferreira is ranked 98,803^rd in the world and 1,666^th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,244.61 on the Hickory Productivity Index.