The United Systems of Fenvaria Republic is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by John Frederick with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 8.408 billion Arcadians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Arcadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,586 trillion Golden Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 307,650 Golden Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends, Fenvaria Republic is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, and most Golden Credit coins are riddled with bite marks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fenvaria Republic's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Fenvaria Republic is ranked 2,631^st in the world and 1^st in Steam Islands for Smartest Citizens, with 164.96 quips per hour.