Population | 2.021 billion |
Capital | Musck |
Leader | Emre Kaya |
Faith | Islam |
Currency | Lira |
Animal | fenerian fox |
The Federation of Fener is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emre Kaya with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 2.021 billion Fenerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Musck. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Fenerian economy, worth 207 trillion Lire a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,690 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Emre Kaya has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, lottery winners spend most of their money on security, and the nation's mettle is about to be tested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fener's national animal is the fenerian fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.
Fener is ranked 128,117th in the world and 5th in Turkiye for Most Conservative, scoring 59.5 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fener, the nation's mettle is about to be tested.
- : Following new legislation in Fener, lottery winners spend most of their money on security.
- : Following new legislation in Fener, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
- : Following new legislation in Fener, Emre Kaya has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
- : Following new legislation in Fener, Fenerians have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors.
- : Following new legislation in Fener, it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs.
- : Following new legislation in Fener, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
- : Following new legislation in Fener, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
- : Following new legislation in Fener, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
- : Following new legislation in Fener, catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming.