by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 864th Most Influential: 2,578th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,901st
The Benevolent Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Fortis In Arduis
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population887 million

LeaderHis Majesty King William III

CurrencyFendlian Dollar
AnimalScottish Wild Boar

The Benevolent Kingdom of Fendlium is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by His Majesty King William III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 887 million Fendlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Invercauld. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Fendlian economy, worth 106 trillion Fendlian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 120,006 Fendlian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fendlium's national animal is the Scottish Wild Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fendlium is ranked 109,013th in the world and 5,918th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 864thTop
Most Influential: 2,578thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,901stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,280thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,356thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,718thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,062ndMost Devout: 11,122ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,476thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,571stLargest Publishing Industry: 12,829thLowest Crime Rates: 14,439thMost Cultured: 14,511thMost Efficient Economies: 15,944thLargest Mining Sector: 16,770th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 142nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 163rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 227th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 364th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 451st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 482nd in the regionMost Devout: 513th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 544th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 637th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 684th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 710th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 731st in the regionMost Cultured: 737th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 810th in the regionMost Influential: 833rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fendlium was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Fendlium, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Fendlium, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Fendlium, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty.
  • : Following new legislation in Fendlium, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Fendlium, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Fendlium was endorsed by The You're Adopted of Loli County.
  • : Following new legislation in Fendlium, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
  • : Following new legislation in Fendlium, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
  • : Following new legislation in Fendlium, businessmen walk out of meetings halfway because their shift is over.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 169 » Corfad, Territorio di Nessuno, Alunya, Shibutani, Joodey, Sundred, General COE, Shin-Hachioji, El Fiji Grande, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Buckerino, Tappan Hills, The Iron Lions, Great Bights Mum, Ostrinios, Omnistria, PlanetPunk, Malta Comino Gozo, Kwaj, Uganda Knuckles UK, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Newpromisedland, Dreadton, Lunallian, Napnomadia, Notyoutopia, Egalico, United Draconia, Sinelona, Pallaith, Q w e r t y, Elder Realms, Federation Terra Australis, Spartoptia, Sunto, Bayern-Straubing, Cloydicia, Ara Antrizuls, Beladev, SchoolHouse Rock, Shadowrik, Black Templares, Ozstan, Guer Aike, Wilkshire, Atheenos, Arimbia, and 119 others.Maott, Sea Ghost, THX1138, Kasazzastan, Acrabinnia, New Bremerton, Ninjak30, Sheldanada, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Solmetria, Ainsworth, Torakuen, Sil Dorsett, Pasargad, Selfgradatude, Frances Francis the First of France, Holy Oranz, Guslantis, The United States of Romania, Niradans, New Pruessen, Ethnon, Sanjurika, National Goats, Saturns Edge, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Steraz, Racoda, Ibiscaton, Kirostan, Union of Austria-Hungary, Stuiderland, Zemnaya Svoboda, Norostilors, Siwale, Misuvelia, SillyString, Wineclaw, Amauri, Noiah, Peldorn, Plangainer, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Ka Ching, Yugobatania, Sakaryata, Moisus, The Syca, The Pantheons, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Auquatania, Warsaw-Halicz, Fayyayid, Xandarnia, Unimaginable Doom, Marijuana Haven, Frostopia, Kyrianian, Esplandia, ZimRobwe, Tianqing, Karazan, Alice Gardens, Calamazo, Orado, Kubrostavsria, Astronomical, Revolutionary Sealand, New Phyrreus, Haor Chall, Ejhsa, Victoriaans Nederlands, Diodone, Lost Staria, Amerian States, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, The Kyziban Islands, Valhalla123, Seidr Wyrd, Rkainjel, Liberum Mundi, Apetopia, Lomjia, Tamgu, Aratani, Jefffliu, Bananoonza, Vraji, 1 very fast endotarter, Ailurophil, Yummy Blubber, Ikea Rike, Dugariana, Free Azzaca, Arnabyssia, Moubarakistan, Vikingiarchy, Kingdom of Destsky, Votak Matim, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Miruma, Noahs Second Country, Vincone Cae, Former English Colony, Vernest Quill, Rynion, Helia Geopes, North Altatude, Test for a new hope, Loutsland, Conservadoria, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Hileville, The Black Cathedral, and Loli County.

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