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Most Secular: 188thMost Inclusive: 419thLargest Information Technology Sector: 441st
The Federation of
Corrupt Dictatorship
För Feminist
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Femilands

Population14.42 billion

CurrencyFemi
AnimalOwl

The Federation of Femilands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 14.42 billion Femilandsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 9.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Femilandsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,808 trillion Femis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 264,139 Femis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, and military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Femilands's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Femilands is ranked 14,094th in the world and 209th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,846.96411655332 days.

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Most Secular: 188thMost Inclusive: 419thLargest Information Technology Sector: 441stHealthiest Citizens: 482ndMost Patriotic: 497thMost Compassionate Citizens: 512thNicest Citizens: 559thHighest Food Quality: 559thMost Scientifically Advanced: 635thMost Developed: 808thLongest Average Lifespans: 857thLargest Publishing Industry: 923rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,137thSmartest Citizens: 1,506thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,611thMost Cultured: 1,625thMost Pacifist: 1,773rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,271stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,481stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,790thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,857thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,376thBest Weather: 3,984thHighest Average Incomes: 4,439thHighest Economic Output: 5,134thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,427thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,303rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,066thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,789thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,715thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,536thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,991stMost Stationary: 14,094thMost Influential: 14,690thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 17,610thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,253rdLargest Populations: 28,045th
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Most Secular: 12th in the regionMost Patriotic: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 22nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 24th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 25th in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 31st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 44th in the regionMost Cultured: 48th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 50th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 67th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 74th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 75th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 83rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 88th in the regionBest Weather: 107th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 136th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 142nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 159th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 201st in the regionMost Stationary: 209th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 223rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 253rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 254th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 302nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 312th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 393rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 421st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 484th in the regionLargest Populations: 520th in the regionLargest Governments: 702nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Femilands, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
  • : Following new legislation in Femilands, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in Femilands, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
  • : Femilands was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Femilands, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Femilands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Femilands, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Femilands, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
  • : Following new legislation in Femilands, criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character.
  • : Following new legislation in Femilands, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes.

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