The Federation of Femilands is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.786 billion Femilandsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Femilandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,752 trillion Femis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 225,052 Femis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and children seem to be getting better at lying these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Femilands's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Femilands is ranked 9,896^th in the world and 444^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,216.15 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.