Population | 14.42 billion |
Currency | Femi |
Animal | Owl |
The Federation of Femilands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 14.42 billion Femilandsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 9.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Femilandsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,808 trillion Femis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 264,139 Femis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, and military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Femilands's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Femilands is ranked 14,094th in the world and 209th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,846.96411655332 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Femilands, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
- : Following new legislation in Femilands, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
- : Following new legislation in Femilands, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
- : Femilands was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Femilands, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Femilands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Femilands, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Femilands, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
- : Following new legislation in Femilands, criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character.
- : Following new legislation in Femilands, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes.