The Federation of Femilands is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.107 billion Femilandsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 21.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Femilandsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,563 trillion Femis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 283,342 Femis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, the bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production, and Femilandsians incessantly needle their doctors for relief. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Femilands's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Femilands is ranked 4,666^th in the world and 93^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 60.27 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.