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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,171st Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,880th Nicest Citizens: 3,984th
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Felt Karpit

Population4.393 billion



The Rogue Nation of Felt Karpit is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.393 billion Felt Karpitians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Felt Karpitian economy, worth 433 trillion memeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 98,727 memeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime is totally unknown. Felt Karpit's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fabric.

Felt Karpit is ranked 97,986th in the world and 2nd in Radioactive Wastelands for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 740.13 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 3,171stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,880thNicest Citizens: 3,984thMost Inclusive: 4,022ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,180thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,182ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,305thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,820thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,549thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,777thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,496thMost Pacifist: 7,673rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,255thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 9,171stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,434thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,171stMost Developed: 10,306thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,378thBest Weather: 10,867thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,660thSmartest Citizens: 12,942ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,632ndMost Cultured: 14,546thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,092ndLargest Governments: 15,196thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,588thMost Secular: 15,702ndMost Subsidized Industry: 15,930th

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