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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,520thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,233rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,109th
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Felt Karpit

Population4.943 billion



The Rogue Nation of Felt Karpit is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.943 billion Felt Karpitians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Felt Karpitian economy, worth 485 trillion memeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 98,266 memeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime is totally unknown. Felt Karpit's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fabric.

Felt Karpit is ranked 140,098th in the world and 4,289th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 19.09500166808 Days.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,520thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,233rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,109thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,118thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,158thMost Inclusive: 4,161stNicest Citizens: 4,175thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,425thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,951stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,486thMost Pacifist: 6,036thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,126thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,900thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,339thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 9,278thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,645thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,280thBest Weather: 11,112thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,867thMost Developed: 13,089thSmartest Citizens: 13,200thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,346thMost Cultured: 14,578thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,464thLargest Governments: 15,539thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,681stLongest Average Lifespans: 15,857thMost Secular: 16,178thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,047th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 72nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 146th in the regionMost Inclusive: 188th in the regionNicest Citizens: 193rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 193rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 215th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 221st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 269th in the regionMost Pacifist: 299th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 299th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 304th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 308th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 452nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 486th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 505th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 524th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 578th in the regionMost Income Equality: 591st in the region

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