The Germanic League of Felsea is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Caroline Felsea with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.146 billion Felseans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soleil. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Felsean economy, worth 225 trillion Deutschmarks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,923 Deutschmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Soleil to enjoy their national art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Felsea's national animal is the Felsean Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Felsea is ranked 17,592^nd in the world and 434^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.76 law-abiding acts per hour.