Population | 9.706 billion |
Currency | lira |
Animal | giraffe |
The Democratic Republic of Felous Theneld is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.706 billion Felous Theneldians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.
The very strong Felous Theneldian economy, worth 672 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,297 lire, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.
Boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt, and a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Felous Theneld's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Felous Theneld is ranked 158,554th in the world and 51st in Keep of Darkness XL for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.7 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Felous Theneld's influence in Keep of Darkness XL fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : Felous Theneld's influence in Keep of Darkness XL fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Truckler".
- : Felous Theneld's influence in Keep of Darkness XL rose from "Zero" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Felous Theneld relocated from Suspicious to Keep of Darkness XL.
- : Felous Theneld's influence in Suspicious rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Felous Theneld was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Felous Theneld was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Felous Theneld was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Felous Theneld was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Felous Theneld was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.