The Federation of Felisedoj is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its enforced nudity, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.79 billion Felisedanoj are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Felisedanaj economy, worth 152 trillion steloj a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 54,630 steloj, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, the Felisedanaj Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Felisedoj's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Felisedoj is ranked 8,740^th in the world and 105^th in The Leftist Assembly for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.54 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.