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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,086thMost Armed: 3,275thRudest Citizens: 3,433rd
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Glory to the King and Freedom!
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population5.033 billion

LeaderKing Dagobert III


The Kingdom of Felhaven is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Dagobert III with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.033 billion Felhavenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Felhavenian economy, worth 881 trillion Crownmarks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 175,216 Crownmarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 607,358 per year while the poor average 36,903, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.

The annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and King Dagobert III's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Felhaven's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Alcoholism.

Felhaven is ranked 5,959th in the world and 114th in Europe for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.22 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,086thTop
Most Armed: 3,275thRudest Citizens: 3,433rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,090thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,300thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,983rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,082ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,791stMost Efficient Economies: 5,959thMost Cultured: 6,234thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,776thLargest Black Market: 6,847thLargest Retail Industry: 7,309thMost Devout: 7,588thMost Influential: 7,869thMost Patriotic: 8,863rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,736thHighest Average Incomes: 10,363rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,687thMost Developed: 11,148thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,149thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,980thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,029thLargest Governments: 13,450thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 16,069thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,704thSmartest Citizens: 17,817thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,867thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,409thHealthiest Citizens: 19,747thBest Weather: 20,088thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,161stHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,470thHighest Economic Output: 24,752nd
Most Armed: 32nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 46th in the regionLargest Black Market: 48th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 59th in the regionRudest Citizens: 59th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 66th in the regionMost Average: 74th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 87th in the regionMost Patriotic: 96th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 101st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 114th in the regionMost Cultured: 123rd in the region

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