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Most Influential: 776th Most Armed: 2,125th Rudest Citizens: 3,994th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
God save the monarchy!
King Edward Dagobert Vortigern
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population2.278 billion

LeaderKing Edward Dagobert Vortigern
FaithChristian Monarchism


The Kingdom of Felhaven is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Edward Dagobert Vortigern with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.278 billion Felhavenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Felhavenian economy, worth 321 trillion Crownmarks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 141,217 Crownmarks, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by, and corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Felhaven's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christian Monarchism.

Felhaven is ranked 99,815th in the world and 2,987th in Osiris for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 49.43 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Influential: 776thTop
Most Armed: 2,125thRudest Citizens: 3,994thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,096thMost Efficient Economies: 5,200thMost Devout: 5,472ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,892ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,646thLargest Black Market: 6,705thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,193rdTop
Most Cultured: 7,831stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,025thBest Weather: 10,543rdMost Developed: 11,038thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,075thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,356thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,625thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,953rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,606th
Most Influential: 5th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 100th in the regionRudest Citizens: 152nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 182nd in the regionMost Devout: 226th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 262nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 272nd in the regionMost Cultured: 325th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 343rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 349th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 361st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 388th in the regionMost Developed: 427th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 439th in the regionBest Weather: 451st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 489th in the region

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