The Kingdom of Felhaven is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Dagobert III with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.033 billion Felhavenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Felhavenian economy, worth 881 trillion Crownmarks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 175,216 Crownmarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 607,358 per year while the poor average 36,903, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.

The annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and King Dagobert III's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Felhaven's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Alcoholism.

Felhaven is ranked 5,959^th in the world and 114^th in Europe for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.22 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.