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Most Armed: 2,188th Rudest Citizens: 4,197th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,451st
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
God save the monarchy!
King Edward Dagobert Vortigern
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck


Population2.582 billion

LeaderKing Edward Dagobert Vortigern
FaithChristian Monarchism


The Kingdom of Felhaven is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Edward Dagobert Vortigern with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.582 billion Felhavenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Felhavenian economy, worth 364 trillion Crownmarks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 141,217 Crownmarks, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by, and corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Felhaven's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christian Monarchism.

Felhaven is ranked 105,140th in the world and 3,561st in Lazarus for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 90.88 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Armed: 2,188thRudest Citizens: 4,197thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,451stMost Efficient Economies: 5,047thMost Devout: 5,667thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,233rdLargest Black Market: 6,631stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,899thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,286thMost Cultured: 7,736thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 10,945thMost Developed: 11,354thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,642ndBest Weather: 11,656thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,890thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,075thHighest Average Incomes: 14,714thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,827thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,735th
Most Armed: 103rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 157th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 208th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 278th in the regionMost Devout: 283rd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 318th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 347th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 373rd in the regionMost Cultured: 375th in the regionLargest Black Market: 380th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 505th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 527th in the regionMost Developed: 530th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 569th in the regionBest Weather: 571st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Felhaven was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Felhaven's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Felhaven's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Felhaven was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Felhaven ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Felhaven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Felhaven's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Felhaven's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Felhaven's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Felhaven, corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt.


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