The Kaiserreich of Feldorf is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Febuso with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.391 billion Feldorfians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hageberg. The average income tax rate is 66.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Feldorfian economy, worth 391 trillion Fregs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,779 Fregs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed, organ donation is compulsory, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feldorf's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State atheism.

Feldorf is ranked 249,172^nd in the world and 974^th in Europe for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.92 crimes per hour.