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Highest Poor Incomes: 140thLargest Information Technology Sector: 168thMost Valuable International Artwork: 465th
The ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Supreme Commander, Lord of All, 🅶🅾🅳
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Federation of Sarawak

Population7.125 billion

Capitalᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ
Leaderᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ
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The ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ of Federation of Sarawak is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.125 billion Gamers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ. The average income tax rate is 65.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gamer economy, worth a remarkable 3,318 trillion ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 465,704 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Federation of Sarawak's national animal is the ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ.

Federation of Sarawak is ranked 69,555th in the world and 1st in The Temple for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

Highest Poor Incomes: 140thLargest Information Technology Sector: 168thMost Valuable International Artwork: 465thHighest Average Incomes: 516thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 559thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 717thMost Scientifically Advanced: 794thLargest Retail Industry: 871stMost Armed: 953rdMost Corrupt Governments: 956thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 972ndLargest Black Market: 983rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,045thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,156thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,176thLargest Mining Sector: 1,592ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,899thFattest Citizens: 1,923rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,306thSmartest Citizens: 2,370thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,488thTop
Most Patriotic: 2,955thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,186thMost Avoided: 3,537thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,311thMost Cultured: 4,420thMost Efficient Economies: 4,599thHighest Economic Output: 4,933rdLargest Governments: 5,067thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,346thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,345thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,551stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,629thMost Devout: 7,856thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,990thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,890thMost Authoritarian: 12,720thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,139thTop
Most Developed: 14,671stLargest Insurance Industry: 15,262ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,322ndLargest Welfare Programs: 19,034thLowest Crime Rates: 20,759thMost Income Equality: 22,668thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,338th
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Income Equality: 18th in the region

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