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Federation of Sarawak

Population708 million


CurrencySarawakian Dollar

The Federation of Federation of Federation of Sarawak is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, enslaved workforce, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 708 million Sarawakians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarawania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Sarawakian economy, worth 99.5 trillion Sarawakian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,547 Sarawakian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federation of Sarawak's national animal is the berd, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Federation of Sarawak is ranked 158,651st in the world and 68th in ASEAN REGION for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -29 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most Secular: 1,783rdMost Conservative: 4,526thMost Avoided: 4,653rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,225thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,429thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,801stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,877thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,624thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,217thMost Authoritarian: 7,692ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,709thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,375thLowest Crime Rates: 9,604thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,787thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,858thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,397thMost Efficient Economies: 11,519thLargest Mining Sector: 12,973rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,562ndHighest Average Incomes: 14,728thLargest Governments: 15,347th
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » The Luzvimindan Islands, New Order Philippines, Minang Kabau, and Emishin.

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