The Federation of Federation Of Columbian Republics is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 506 million Columbians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Occilena. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Federation Of Columbian Republicsian economy, worth 38.4 trillion Columbian Banknotes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,876 Columbian Banknotes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax rises are attributed to divine will, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federation Of Columbian Republics's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Federation Of Columbian Republics is ranked 200,224^th in the world and 6,735^th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -108.55 on the Scary Big Number Scale.