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Most Secular: 1,751stLowest Crime Rates: 3,832ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,022nd
The Federation of
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For freedom we fight!
President Kyle Trask
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Federation of Africa

Population5.076 billion

CapitalNew FOA City
LeaderPresident Kyle Trask

AnimalSteppe Eagle

The Federation of Federation of Africa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Kyle Trask with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.076 billion Africans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New FOA City. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient African economy, worth 917 trillion USDS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 180,772 USDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Africans believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are, gossip magazines have pictures of President Kyle Trask sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, most pop videos prominently feature the African flag, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federation of Africa's national animal is the Steppe Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Federation of Africa is ranked 136,619th in the world and 107th in The Hole To Hide In for Safest, scoring 63.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,832ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,022ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,917thLargest Governments: 4,945thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,188thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,224thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,300thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,517thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,721stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,904thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,020thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,981stRudest Citizens: 7,183rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,223rdSmartest Citizens: 7,311thHealthiest Citizens: 7,328thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,617thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,652ndMost Patriotic: 7,829thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,492ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,089thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,296thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,353rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,163rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,086thMost Cultured: 12,185thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 13,065thHighest Food Quality: 13,896thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,590thMost Developed: 18,395thHighest Economic Output: 21,826th
Most Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Empire of Gora, Seibalath, Exbrenia, Transnister, Rumanian States, and The Facepunch Republic.

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