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Federated States of Zootron

Population9.651 billion

CapitalZootron City
LeaderSimon Cooper

Currencylabour credit

The Union of Federated States of Zootron is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Simon Cooper with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.651 billion Zootronians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zootron City. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zootronian economy, worth a remarkable 2,013 trillion labour credits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,673 labour credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime is totally unknown. Federated States of Zootron's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Federated States of Zootron is ranked 7,483rd in the world and 198th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.25 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 231stLeast Corrupt Governments: 794thMost Inclusive: 1,206thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,324thSafest: 1,465thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,519thSmartest Citizens: 1,579thMost Influential: 1,628thMost Developed: 1,721stHealthiest Citizens: 1,999thTop
Best Weather: 2,151stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,319thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,509thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,738thMost Secular: 2,748thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,289thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,367thNicest Citizens: 3,450thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,592ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,638thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,154thLargest Governments: 5,026thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,470thHighest Average Incomes: 5,637thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,740thRudest Citizens: 6,198thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,625thHighest Economic Output: 7,269thLowest Crime Rates: 7,483rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,547thMost Efficient Economies: 8,137thMost Stationary: 8,616thMost Cultured: 10,235thTop
Nudest: 10,436thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,447thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,183rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,162ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,599thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,843rdMost Subsidized Industry: 17,104th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionSafest: 40th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 43rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Inclusive: 47th in the regionMost Developed: 50th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 65th in the regionBest Weather: 66th in the regionMost Influential: 68th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 70th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 84th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 85th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 86th in the regionMost Secular: 87th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 102nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 111th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 112th in the regionNicest Citizens: 115th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 117th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 122nd in the regionLargest Governments: 126th in the regionMost Stationary: 131st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 146th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 150th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 160th in the regionRudest Citizens: 179th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 184th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 190th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 198th in the regionLargest Populations: 209th in the regionMost Cultured: 266th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 266th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 275th in the regionNudest: 294th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 308th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 348th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 416th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 455th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 706th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 785th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 879th in the region

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