The Union of Federated States of Zootron is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Simon Cooper with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.069 billion Zootronians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zootron City. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zootronian economy, worth a remarkable 2,316 trillion labour credits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 209,309 labour credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime is totally unknown. Federated States of Zootron's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Federated States of Zootron is ranked 3,943^rd in the world and 120^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,620.76 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.