| Population | 1.266 billion |
| Capital | Thedeona |
| Leader | Carissa Hayden |
| Currency | labor credit |
| Animal | wolf |
The Republic of Federated Mandate is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Carissa Hayden with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.266 billion Westerners are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thedeona. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Federated Mandatean economy, worth 129 trillion labor credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 102,658 labor credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, home renovation shows are increasingly popular, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federated Mandate's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Federated Mandate is ranked 25,086th in the world and 521st in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 55 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Federated Mandate, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
- : Following new legislation in Federated Mandate, home renovation shows are increasingly popular.
- : Following new legislation in Federated Mandate, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Following new legislation in Federated Mandate, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
- : Following new legislation in Federated Mandate, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
- : Following new legislation in Federated Mandate, libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments.
- : Following new legislation in Federated Mandate, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
- : Following new legislation in Federated Mandate, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Federated Mandate, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
- : Federated Mandate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
