The Commonwealth of Federated Commonwealth of Selstville is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir Road Runner with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.832 billion Selestvieans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beaufort. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Selestviean economy, worth a remarkable 1,541 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,796 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federated Commonwealth of Selstville's national animal is the Kangaroo and Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Federated Commonwealth of Selstville is ranked 289,695^th in the world and 139^th in The Western Isles for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -7.62 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.