The Federal Republic of Federalania is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 565 million Federalanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poteston. The average income tax rate is 26.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Federalanian economy, worth 61.0 trillion Federal Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 107,942 Federal Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and builders across Federalania are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Federalania's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Federalania is ranked 86,845^th in the world and 2,574^th in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 61.0 trillion Standard Monetary Units.