The Federal Federalist Republic of Federalania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alexander Hamilton with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 3.83 billion Federalists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Federalanian economy, worth 471 trillion Federal Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,148 Federal Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, Alexander Hamilton panders to nontraditional families, and treason is relative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federalania's national animal is the Northern Hawk Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Federalania is ranked 30,706^th in the world and 1,294^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,139.83 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.