by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,458thHealthiest Citizens: 13,754thLowest Crime Rates: 13,804th
The Old Days Left Behind of
Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Federal Spanish States

Population7.559 billion

LeaderPablo Rodríguez de Santamaría
Faitherror 404 no national religion detected


The Old Days Left Behind of Federal Spanish States is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Pablo Rodríguez de Santamaría with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed population of 7.559 billion Spanish Confeds are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Badajoz. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spanish Confed economy, worth 902 trillion pesetas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,432 pesetas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, and schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federal Spanish States's national animal is the gaviota, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is error 404 no national religion detected.

Federal Spanish States is ranked 250,565th in the world and 4th in The Church of Yesnt for Most Avoided, scoring 0.96 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,458thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 13,754thLowest Crime Rates: 13,804thMost Developed: 15,024thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,946thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,614thMost Secular: 17,406thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,638thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,901stMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,981stMost Cultured: 21,023rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,842ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,358thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,491stLargest Retail Industry: 22,607thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,755thHighest Food Quality: 23,371stLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,900thHighest Economic Output: 24,947thSmartest Citizens: 25,246thLargest Governments: 25,981stMost Inclusive: 26,176thMost Influential: 26,274thHighest Average Incomes: 26,513thMost Efficient Economies: 26,689thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,199th

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