The Nation of Federal republic of Socialsts is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alfonso Giuseppe I with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 6.683 billion socialians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sekpolis. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient socialian economy, worth a remarkable 1,052 trillion Regionmarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 157,463 Regionmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", and songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federal republic of Socialsts's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nationstates.

Federal republic of Socialsts is ranked 240,093^rd in the world and 11^th in Citreon for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.57 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.