by Max Barry

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Most Armed: 4,842ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,278thMost Inclusive: 6,613th
The Democratic republic of
Father Knows Best State
Without pride and self-worth, humanity is nothing
Chancellor Giuseppe
Worshipful Master
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Federal republic of Socialsts

Population3.985 billion

LeaderChancellor Giuseppe

CurrencyFederal Bar

The Democratic republic of Federal republic of Socialsts is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Giuseppe with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.985 billion socialians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sekpolis. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient socialian economy, worth 622 trillion Federal Bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 156,267 Federal Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Armed security details escort librarians to their homes, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, and Chancellor Giuseppe is famed for giving great back rubs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federal republic of Socialsts's national animal is the lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Federal republic of Socialsts is ranked 15,481st in the world and 4th in The Orange Order for Smartest Citizens, with 72.78 quips per hour.

Most Armed: 4,842ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,278thMost Inclusive: 6,613thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,275thMost Patriotic: 8,906thMost Efficient Economies: 9,249thHighest Food Quality: 9,485thLargest Governments: 9,685thMost Secular: 10,537thLowest Crime Rates: 10,742ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,760thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,788thMost Developed: 10,860thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,493rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,411thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,751stTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,659thHighest Average Incomes: 13,756thLargest Retail Industry: 14,000thHealthiest Citizens: 14,152ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,909thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,158thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,365thSmartest Citizens: 15,481stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,733rdMost Cultured: 15,767thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,483rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,762ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,831stLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,904thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,079thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,647thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,586thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,833rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,477th
Most Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

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