The Benevolent wonderful nation of Federal republic of Socialsts is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Giuseppe with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.219 billion socialians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sekpolis. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient socialian economy, worth 320 trillion Federal Bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,267 Federal Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The tightness of border controls in Federal republic of Socialsts leave a little to be desired, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, and mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of lynxes and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federal republic of Socialsts's national animal is the lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Federal republic of Socialsts is ranked 203,294^th in the world and 74^th in Eastern Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.