The Libertarian-Conservative of Federal Republic of Serov is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Stanislav Euler with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, avowedly heterosexual populace, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.273 billion Serovski are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minsk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Serovski economy, worth 320 trillion Serov Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 141,176 Serov Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 424,798 per year while the poor average 36,601, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, and battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Federal Republic of Serov's national animal is the Kraken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christianity ☦️.

Federal Republic of Serov is ranked 272,763^rd in the world and 12^th in Raxulan Empire for Most Authoritarian, with 243.19 milliStalins.