The Federal Republic of Federal republic of baja is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Victor Emmanuel castro with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 967 million Bajans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cabo san Lucas. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bajan economy, worth 121 trillion Baja pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,637 Baja pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federal republic of baja's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Federal republic of baja is ranked 38,141^st in the world and 66^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Cultured, scoring 77 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.