The Sandrider of Fedaykin 35 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.546 billion Fedaykin 35ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.3%.
The powerhouse Fedaykin 35ian economy, worth 547 trillion Melange Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,639 Melange Units, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.
Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, glamping Fedaykin 35ians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and the same 6546 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Leader's every word on Twitcher. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fedaykin 35's national animal is the Maker, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Fedaykin 35 is ranked 95,152nd in the world and 270th in Memeland United for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,278.25 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
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Fedaykin 35 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
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Fedaykin 35 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
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Fedaykin 35, the same 6546 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Leader's every word on Twitcher.
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Fedaykin 35, glamping Fedaykin 35ians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
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Fedaykin 35, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
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Fedaykin 35, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
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Fedaykin 35, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
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Fedaykin 35, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
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Fedaykin 35, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.
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Fedaykin 35, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks.