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Most Armed: 8,793rdMost Patriotic: 15,008thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,266th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Smash Mouth!
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Fed to the rules and

Population4.407 billion

Currencylira
Animaldolphin

The Republic of Fed to the rules and is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.407 billion Fed to the rules andians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Fed to the rules andian economy, worth 540 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,633 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and wandering Fed to the rules andians are known for their one-track minds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fed to the rules and's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fed to the rules and is ranked 299,726th in the world and 502nd in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 43.9 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Armed: 8,793rdMost Patriotic: 15,008thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,266thBest Weather: 20,895thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,310thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,510thLargest Insurance Industry: 24,062ndMost Devout: 25,346thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,604thMost Inclusive: 30,680thLongest Average Lifespans: 30,733rdHighest Poor Incomes: 32,027thLargest Black Market: 33,085th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 27th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 37th in the regionMost Patriotic: 37th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 46th in the regionBest Weather: 48th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 61st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 68th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fed to the rules and was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Fed to the rules and, wandering Fed to the rules andians are known for their one-track minds.
  • : Following new legislation in Fed to the rules and, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Fed to the rules and, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in Fed to the rules and, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
  • : Fed to the rules and was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market and Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Fed to the rules and, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots.
  • : Following new legislation in Fed to the rules and, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Fed to the rules and, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Fed to the rules and, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.

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