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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th Most Devout: 11th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak nak
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, avowedly heterosexual populace, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.798 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 18,379 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 578,004 Naks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,691,541 per year while the poor average 74,447, a ratio of 36.2 to 1.

Unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 138,826th in the world and 65th in Wysteria for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -3.16 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8thMost Devout: 11thMost Primitive: 12thMost Avoided: 16thLargest Mining Sector: 16thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19thFattest Citizens: 20thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32ndLargest Populations: 39thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 40thHighest Economic Output: 44thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 45thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 55thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 71stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 82ndHighest Average Incomes: 92ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 97thLargest Insurance Industry: 105thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 123rdMost Corrupt Governments: 126thLargest Agricultural Sector: 230thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 340thLargest Gambling Industry: 347thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 428thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 481stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 634thRudest Citizens: 715thLargest Retail Industry: 729thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,822ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,877thMost Armed: 2,100thLargest Black Market: 2,686thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,794thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,940thLargest Governments: 9,147thMost Extreme: 10,834thMost Pro-Market: 11,165thMost Conservative: 14,117thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,985thMost Stationary: 15,117th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse.

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