Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st Most Primitive: 5th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, strictly enforced bedtime, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.685 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 17,733 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 577,920 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,342,609 per year while the poor average 47,600, a ratio of 70.2 to 1.

The constant playing of Merry Birthday on Feckfacean radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits, and chickens roam the streets freely. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 667th in the world and 26th in Wysteria for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 20,815.39 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stMost Primitive: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6thMost Devout: 7thLargest Mining Sector: 13thMost Avoided: 15thFattest Citizens: 16thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 37thLargest Populations: 43rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 43rdHighest Economic Output: 45thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 53rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 63rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 68thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 77thHighest Average Incomes: 85thMost Corrupt Governments: 88thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 100thLargest Insurance Industry: 101stLargest Agricultural Sector: 210thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 265thLargest Gambling Industry: 336thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 417thRudest Citizens: 455thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 505thLargest Retail Industry: 526thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 667thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,847thMost Efficient Economies: 1,874thMost Armed: 2,206thLargest Black Market: 2,583rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,007thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,482ndMost Extreme: 7,540thTop
Most Pro-Market: 8,867thLargest Governments: 9,885thMost Conservative: 11,527th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the region

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