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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th Most Devout: 8th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak nak
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, prohibition of alcohol, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.24 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 18,056 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 577,990 Naks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,691,477 per year while the poor average 74,445, a ratio of 36.2 to 1.

Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 179,743rd in the world and 101st in Wysteria for Longest Average Lifespans, with 16.39 Years.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6thMost Devout: 8thMost Primitive: 8thLargest Mining Sector: 13thMost Avoided: 16thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17thFattest Citizens: 19thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28thLargest Populations: 37thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 41stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 43rdHighest Economic Output: 45thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 56thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 67thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 83rdHighest Average Incomes: 91stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 97thLargest Insurance Industry: 106thMost Corrupt Governments: 112thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 122ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 221stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 299thLargest Gambling Industry: 354thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 423rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 489thLargest Retail Industry: 600thRudest Citizens: 600thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 660thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,870thMost Efficient Economies: 1,874thMost Armed: 2,142ndLargest Black Market: 2,682ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,049thTop
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Largest Governments: 9,705thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,493rdMost Pro-Market: 13,196thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,648thMost Extreme: 16,289thMost Stationary: 17,069thHighest Drug Use: 17,566th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.

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