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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th Most Primitive: 14th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak nak
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population32.842 billion

LeaderAllmighty Nak nak


The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.842 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 18,988 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 578,175 Naks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,756,291 per year while the poor average 71,273, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, kids are exceptionally good at digging holes, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 629th in the world and 26th in Wysteria for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 20,806.19 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11thMost Primitive: 14thLargest Mining Sector: 16thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20thMost Avoided: 20thMost Devout: 21stFattest Citizens: 23rdLargest Populations: 35thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 42ndHighest Economic Output: 43rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 45thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 63rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 73rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 90thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 98thHighest Average Incomes: 99thLargest Insurance Industry: 107thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 118thMost Corrupt Governments: 136thLargest Agricultural Sector: 252ndLargest Gambling Industry: 383rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 383rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 461stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 476thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 629thRudest Citizens: 1,053rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,057thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,843rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,969thMost Armed: 2,182ndLargest Black Market: 3,038thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,015thTop
Largest Governments: 9,561stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,844thMost Pro-Market: 11,565thMost Stationary: 13,043rdMost Extreme: 13,679th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the region

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