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Most Ignorant Citizens: 12thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20thLargest Mining Sector: 26th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
Allmighty Nak nak
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Feckface

Population39.942 billion

CapitalNakNakDam
LeaderAllmighty Nak nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 39.942 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 23,439 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 586,847 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,607,991 per year while the poor average 18,685, a ratio of 246 to 1.

The fate of the world literally rests on Allmighty Nak nak's fingers, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, and the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 245,540th in the world and 65th in Wysteria for Best Weather, with -6029 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 12thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20thLargest Mining Sector: 26thMost Avoided: 27thLargest Populations: 29thMost Primitive: 31stFattest Citizens: 37thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 37thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 39thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 41stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 44thHighest Economic Output: 49thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 55thMost Devout: 60thHighest Disposable Incomes: 62ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 63rdLargest Insurance Industry: 92ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 101stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 115thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 151stHighest Average Incomes: 156thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 198thMost Corrupt Governments: 240thLargest Gambling Industry: 302ndMost Armed: 322ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 434thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 458thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 469thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 483rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,053rdRudest Citizens: 1,482ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,258thLowest Crime Rates: 2,352ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,368thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,561stLargest Black Market: 6,952ndLargest Governments: 10,057thMost Conservative: 11,359thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,011thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,533rd
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Feckface was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 311 million zombies.
  • : Feckface was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 649 million zombies.
  • : Feckface was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 599 million zombies.
  • : Feckface was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 338 million zombies.

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