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Most Ignorant Citizens: 18thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22ndLargest Mining Sector: 27th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
Allmighty Nak nak
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
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Political Freedom
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Feckface

Population42.575 billion

CapitalNakNakDam
LeaderAllmighty Nak nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, infamous sell-swords, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 42.575 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 25,065 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 588,728 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,994,519 per year while the poor average 31,828, a ratio of 125 to 1.

The government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 259,947th in the world and 77th in Wysteria for Smartest Citizens, with 0.11 quips per hour.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 18thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22ndLargest Mining Sector: 27thLargest Populations: 27thMost Primitive: 31stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 38thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 41stMost Avoided: 41stFattest Citizens: 45thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 46thHighest Economic Output: 55thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 61stHighest Disposable Incomes: 66thMost Devout: 79thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 88thLargest Insurance Industry: 89thLargest Agricultural Sector: 115thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 132ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 166thHighest Average Incomes: 182ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 252ndMost Corrupt Governments: 284thLargest Gambling Industry: 307thMost Armed: 365thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 449thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 536thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 563rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 601stRudest Citizens: 1,932ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,629thLargest Retail Industry: 2,667thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,023rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,167thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,492ndLargest Black Market: 5,680thLargest Governments: 10,528thMost Conservative: 12,590thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,739thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,201stMost Patriotic: 22,711thMost Stationary: 23,511thMost Influential: 25,876th
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the region

National Happenings

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  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.

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