The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, avowedly heterosexual populace, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.798 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 18,379 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 578,004 Naks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,691,541 per year while the poor average 74,447, a ratio of 36.2 to 1.

Unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 138,826^th in the world and 65^th in Wysteria for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -3.16 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.