by Max Barry

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Most Extreme: 11thMost Authoritarian: 116thMost Conservative: 178th
The Queen's State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Holding On
the Governor
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Febuary

Population9.376 billion

CapitalCapital Heights
Leaderthe Governor

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The Queen's State of Febuary is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.376 billion Febuaryians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Febuaryian economy, worth 42.2 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 4,505 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Governor has just been declared ruler of Febuary in an international press conference, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Febuary's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Febuary is ranked 97,882nd in the world and 1st in Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Extreme: 11thMost Authoritarian: 116thMost Conservative: 178thMost Income Equality: 340thTop
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Most Stationary: 10,341stMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,135th

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