The Republic of Feausi is a massive, safe nation, ruled by General Phoenix with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.483 billion Feausians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolkata. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Feausian economy, worth 315 trillion Feauses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,954 Feauses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feausi's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Feausi is ranked 144,685^th in the world and 137^th in India for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 677.91 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.