The Republic of Featuredlandia is a large, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 50 million Featuredlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.0%.

The very strong Featuredlandian economy, worth 2.85 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 57,010 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Featuredlandia's national animal is the rat.

Featuredlandia is ranked 223,425^th in the world and 237^th in Lone Wolves United for Most Secular, with 13.77 Atheism Rate.