by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,880thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,770thMost Authoritarian: 7,900th
The People's Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Is da thrian tionnsgnadh.
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Fearann nan Albannaich

Population890 million



The People's Republic of Fearann nan Albannaich is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 890 million Scots are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glasgow. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Scottish economy, worth 42.8 trillion Merks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry. Average income is 48,140 Merks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fearann nan Albannaich's national animal is the Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fearann nan Albannaich is ranked 115,176th in the world and 830th in Europe for Highest Average Incomes, with 48,140.27 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,880thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,770thMost Authoritarian: 7,900thMost Influential: 8,015thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,636thLowest Crime Rates: 12,379thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,515thMost Income Equality: 14,700thHealthiest Citizens: 17,596thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,257thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,818thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,893rdBest Weather: 18,989thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,273rd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 34th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 57th in the regionMost Extreme: 58th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 103rd in the region

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