The Democratic Republic of Fearann Na Fidhlean is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Gráinne Mhaol with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.337 billion Fearann Na Fidhleanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathair Dúlamán. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Fearann Na Fidhleanian economy, worth 279 trillion Cáithleaches a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,334 Cáithleaches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fearann Na Fidhlean's national animal is the Tiontaire Catalaíoch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fearann Na Fidhlean is ranked 287,536^th in the world and 158^th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.94 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.