The Commonwealth of Fazo zeolia is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its vat-grown people, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.312 billion Fazo zeolians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of icaro. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fazo zeolian economy, worth 404 trillion zeols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 121,982 zeols, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, and criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison. Crime is totally unknown. Fazo zeolia's national animal is the Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Fazo zeolia is ranked 265,247^th in the world and 14,467^th in Osiris for Most Conservative, scoring 34.25 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.