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Least Corrupt Governments: 450thLargest Publishing Industry: 684thMost Cheerful Citizens: 881st
The Free Land of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Ko tebe kamenom ti njega kruhom starim 7 dana
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Fazana

Population23.135 billion

LeaderLeader

CurrencyPiton
AnimalFazan

The Free Land of Fazana is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.135 billion Fazanans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 54.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Fazanan economy, worth a remarkable 1,699 trillion Pitons a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,440 Pitons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Fazana's national animal is the Fazan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fazana is ranked 15,805th in the world and 766th in Osiris for Most Armed, with 4.47 weapons per person.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 450thLargest Publishing Industry: 684thMost Cheerful Citizens: 881stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,004thBest Weather: 1,078thHighest Crime Rates: 1,705thHealthiest Citizens: 2,217thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,333rdTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2,961stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,698thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,451stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,750thMost Cultured: 4,803rdMost Pacifist: 4,914thLargest Populations: 5,724thHighest Food Quality: 5,817thSmartest Citizens: 7,523rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,492ndHighest Economic Output: 10,816thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,989thNudest: 11,334thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,031stTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 14,043rdMost Armed: 15,805thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,736thMost Secular: 18,128thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,761stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,766thMost Inclusive: 23,678th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 34th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 72nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 85th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 86th in the regionNicest Citizens: 106th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 127th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 160th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 181st in the regionMost Cultured: 215th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 219th in the regionMost Pacifist: 231st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 260th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 328th in the regionNudest: 406th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 495th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 546th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 559th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 595th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 614th in the regionMost Armed: 766th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 772nd in the regionMost Secular: 948th in the regionMost Stationary: 990th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,011th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fazana, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : Following new legislation in Fazana, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Fazana, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Following new legislation in Fazana, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
  • : Fazana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Fazana was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Fazana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive.
  • : Fazana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Fazana, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
  • : Following new legislation in Fazana, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists.

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