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Most Inclusive: 17thHighest Food Quality: 20thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24th
The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
Long Live Easter Eggs and The Rejected Realms
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population20.401 billion

CapitalTaxes City
LeaderAudrey-Satania Darklight

AnimalDarklight Wolf

The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Audrey-Satania Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.401 billion Fauzjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxes City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauzjhian economy, worth a remarkable 9,479 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 464,639 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Catching an old friend by surprise on the street can be a shocking experience, Audrey-Satania Darklight is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, and survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzjhia's national animal is the Darklight Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Fauzjhia is ranked 7,664th in the world and 212th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 512,661 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Inclusive: 17thHighest Food Quality: 20thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24thMost Pacifist: 26thHighest Average Tax Rates: 28thMost Developed: 31stNicest Citizens: 31stMost Beautiful Environments: 32ndLargest Governments: 34thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 35thLongest Average Lifespans: 36thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 40thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 44thBest Weather: 47thMost Cultured: 48thHealthiest Citizens: 48thMost Valuable International Artwork: 49thMost Cheerful Citizens: 51stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 52ndMost Rebellious Youth: 55thLargest Welfare Programs: 60thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 76thSmartest Citizens: 90thMost Secular: 91stSafest: 91stMost Advanced Public Transport: 100thMost Efficient Economies: 109thMost Advanced Public Education: 124thLeast Corrupt Governments: 167thHighest Poor Incomes: 174thMost Subsidized Industry: 195thLargest Publishing Industry: 212thLowest Crime Rates: 252ndHighest Average Incomes: 579thMost Scientifically Advanced: 754thHighest Economic Output: 895thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,274thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,461stRudest Citizens: 1,511thMost Influential: 2,633rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,249thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,664thMost Patriotic: 10,113thTop
Largest Populations: 14,830thMost Income Equality: 18,355th
Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 47th in the regionRudest Citizens: 56th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 142nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 212th in the regionLargest Populations: 221st in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 391st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 419th in the regionMost Politically Free: 465th in the regionNudest: 522nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 579th in the regionMost Stationary: 598th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, Audrey-Satania Darklight is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, catching an old friend by surprise on the street can be a shocking experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
  • : Fauzjhia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Alcatraz".
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, devotion to God is only skin-deep.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 109 » Zavea, Cecilly, Crazy Firemen, Sabai Mak Mak, Rubian Empire, Farrakhan, Hyponichtmallieturam, Emeseses, Super Mega Awesome, Perfect Sublime Masters, Nation of Urie, Silap Inua, Panormia, Golexald, Maazalik, Masters86, Islamic Republic e Jariri, ShyVini, Fragmented Spero, Allwarts, Eritasia, Cleo and Topaz, Alcrestia Liakar, Beezertopia, Razorback, CLovidia, The Horror Channel, Andromeda Islands, Free Eridan, Poo Poo Dumpsters, New Anarchisticstan, Estals, Western Bingus, Nyogatene, Saavir Yuvon, Byzant, Pre-war America, Isle of Melitae SPQR, Foraldn, Salivatan, Bureau of WA Affairs, Shootlandia, POPULICA, Arinteriswith, Extebly, The Hungarian Republic, New Amria, Southern German, Xenial, Old Blackwood, and 59 others.BofA Deeze, Bans Chum, Franluxin, Federated Ugasque Countries, Chocolatistan, Shuddera, Stal Valley, Precisely Nothing, Angbhand, NOrTh pAcIfiC spY, Syndicasia, Crisis, Iskusia, Falangist Quebec, GP-Germany, Rune Midgar, Ruthria-Denuria, Rarmania, Chokin on Deez, Sestabolgia, Stratonesia, Hatterland, Violonstrovia, FEDRA Controlled Cities, Sawhirius, Embu Nepolatcha, The Southern Reclamation Movement, Ariskaschton, Ignormus, DisregardWork, Vas Normandy, Nadarena, Hasier, Daryai, Wabbitslayah, Frattastan II, Himadras, TescoPepsi, Attestaltarragaby, Koyrgyzs, Lux Prima, Stralfcyde, TorNaGul, Authors, Orcuo, Arctic Lands, The Anarchic Pixels, Encurage, Moloto Japan, ImperialRussia, Nation6, Rathesia, Europeasia, The DUSS, Social Rights, 3Turtilia, Elaribel, The United Bengali States, and New Mcdonald.