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Most Valuable International Artwork: 33rdMost Inclusive: 38thMost Beautiful Environments: 54th
The Federal Communist Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
Taxes Reign Supreme
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population13.752 billion

CapitalTaxes City
LeaderAudrey-Satania Darklight
FaithChurch of Beetles

AnimalReindeer Bat

The Federal Communist Kingdom of Fauzjhia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Audrey-Satania Darklight with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.752 billion Fauzjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxes City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauzjhian economy, worth a remarkable 5,109 trillion Fauzjhiaus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 371,513 Fauzjhiaus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzjhia's national animal is the Reindeer Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of Beetles.

Fauzjhia is ranked 230,786th in the world and 10,601st in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -65.64 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 33rdMost Inclusive: 38thMost Beautiful Environments: 54thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 58thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 61stMost Compassionate Citizens: 61stMost Pacifist: 64thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 66thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 66thNicest Citizens: 70thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 83rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 85thBest Weather: 87thMost Influential: 90thMost Developed: 93rdLargest Governments: 99thLongest Average Lifespans: 110thLargest Welfare Programs: 111thMost Rebellious Youth: 124thMost Cheerful Citizens: 136thMost Cultured: 141stHealthiest Citizens: 146thMost Advanced Public Education: 157thSafest: 175thMost Advanced Public Transport: 189thMost Subsidized Industry: 211thSmartest Citizens: 224thMost Secular: 227thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 228thMost Efficient Economies: 265thHighest Poor Incomes: 266thLeast Corrupt Governments: 387thLowest Crime Rates: 464thLargest Publishing Industry: 743rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,014thRudest Citizens: 1,663rdHighest Economic Output: 1,840thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,483rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,837thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,215thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,698thTop
Nudest: 11,562ndLargest Populations: 17,636thMost Income Equality: 22,957th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 41st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 54th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 98th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 150th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 172nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 250th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 293rd in the regionLargest Populations: 404th in the regionNudest: 432nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 860th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
  • : Fauzjhia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Fauzjhia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Land Reclamation Regulation".
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 581 » Sundred, McMasterdonia, El Fiji Grande, Guer Aike, Valhalla123, Empy, Shadowrik, Noahs Second Country, Nordic-British Union, Walter Jackson, Pallaith, Chukstik Illahi, Cors Evia, Newpromisedland, Illusia and Neverendia, Humptalumpta, Greater New America, The Rhein States, LostLegion, Arlens Apartment, Quentiam Viventem, The Real Ram Ranch, Hamerica, Clan Spaniel, Anne Hathaway, Solmetria, Astronomical, KhalChicken, Amblegreserland, Yaorozu, Orado, Detrivania, Aetulia, Dakota Territories, Xyrron, Omnistria, Xatin, The Endless Eventide, Eywaan, South Almyra, Ethnon, The Jerichowan Country, Volstokn, Loutsland, Advancia-Sizzletown, Manticore utopia, Drutopia Insomnia, The Most Freedom Ever, Gautania, PotatoFarmers, and 531 others.Dicko, The Iron Lions, Tunofferia, Partax, Vexilia, Prydania, The Serdey Islands, A Ordem do Caos, Miamington, Zecit, TJUN-ia, Wilkshire, Dopeland420, Xagill, Aeurithianar, Unshleepd, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Tyroshh, Zeternia, New Lakemba, Centromuria, New Avian, Merconitonitopia, Great Bights Mum, Central Ryal, Azzarel, Gilakistan, The Greylands, East Supple Lund, Dreadton, Singamadri, Ivernary, Yokciq Empire, Fascist Democracy, Zankioa, Kamohoalii, The Austro Germanic Union, Planes, Malta Comino Gozo, Free Culture, Pleroma Sans Romans, Soviet Terran, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Batatoland Empire, Paul Pasch, Newam, Interdimensional Zone, The Windmilluminati, Selfgradatude, Koda-Land, Western Vapia, Sebatopia, Itallitopia, The Sinclarian Provinces, Old Emporia, Kappacon, Alamei, West Hamburg, Corfad, Fel Imass, The True Frog, Schnuftelland, Necromonia, The Discipled, Vivanco, Shibutani, Joodey, Ilisseia, Loli County, Vincone Cae, The Bureaucratic Territories, Lorigia, Aeolist, Spades Atlantic, Glurponia, Falamia, SORT, Great Latiko, The English Alliance, Ausnakulia, Iron Cladia, United Draconia, Phoronu, French Bananastan, Potatolandium, Godwanna, Wooleystan, Esplandia, Marmiedon, Siwale, Fizban, Daiz, 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