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Most Inclusive: 29thHighest Food Quality: 43rdMost Beautiful Environments: 44th
The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
We shall find those easter eggs
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population15.217 billion

CapitalTaxes City
LeaderAudrey-Satania Darklight

AnimalDarklight Wolf

The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Audrey-Satania Darklight with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.217 billion Fauzjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxes City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauzjhian economy, worth a remarkable 5,995 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 394,011 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The well-to-do in the Rejected Realms are never on time for important appointments, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, saying "don't do anything that Audrey-Satania Darklight wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and the Museum of Soybeans is the cultural heart of the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzjhia's national animal is the Darklight Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Fauzjhia is ranked 91st in the world and 5th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 22,505.28 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Inclusive: 29thHighest Food Quality: 43rdMost Beautiful Environments: 44thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 46thMost Pacifist: 49thMost Compassionate Citizens: 51stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 54thNicest Citizens: 54thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 59thHighest Average Tax Rates: 65thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 68thMost Developed: 77thBest Weather: 78thMost Valuable International Artwork: 83rdLargest Governments: 89thLongest Average Lifespans: 90thLargest Welfare Programs: 91stMost Rebellious Youth: 92ndMost Cultured: 112thHealthiest Citizens: 117thMost Cheerful Citizens: 119thMost Advanced Public Education: 149thMost Secular: 150thSafest: 151stMost Advanced Public Transport: 156thSmartest Citizens: 183rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 186thMost Subsidized Industry: 214thMost Efficient Economies: 220thHighest Poor Incomes: 244thMost Influential: 304thLeast Corrupt Governments: 311thLowest Crime Rates: 410thLargest Publishing Industry: 542ndHighest Average Incomes: 863rdRudest Citizens: 1,439thHighest Economic Output: 1,563rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,973rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,091stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,396thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,075thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,524thTop
Largest Populations: 16,936thMost Income Equality: 17,882ndHighest Drug Use: 20,069th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 36th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 62nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 69th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 172nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 220th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 272nd in the regionLargest Populations: 308th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 334th in the regionMost Income Equality: 403rd in the regionNudest: 460th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fauzjhia lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, the Museum of Soybeans is the cultural heart of the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, saying "don't do anything that Audrey-Satania Darklight wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, the well-to-do in the Rejected Realms are never on time for important appointments.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, hackers post hourly updates on international summits.
  • : Fauzjhia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Epidemic Investigation Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, the official Fauzjhian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, autopsies often involve only cursory examination.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 107 » Zavea, United Latin American States, Cecilly, East Pearkryx Figa, Ghojingles, Raj7765, Crazy Firemen, Sabai Mak Mak, Rubian Empire, Farrakhan, Hyponichtmallieturam, Iiindia, Bauntu, Rushkaland, FiTzGEraLdLAnD, Emeseses, Super Mega Awesome, NewColo, Greater-Syria, Perfect Sublime Masters, Nation of Urie, Silap Inua, Panormia, Edgedgie, Golexald, Maazalik, Masters86, Lolcatistan, Kwailia, Deltarios, Sarotte, VTML, Thus Sprach Zarathustra, Noneyuh, Cyrtenes, Luxize, Islamic Republic e Jariri, Teal Nation, ShyVini, Tom97land, Ullava, Fragmented Spero, Allwarts, Arinteriswith, Southwest Michigan, Aggro, Charlie-Simba, Eritasia, Andeara, DisregardWork, and 57 others.ROC Union, Collosuss, Ataleshilbonia, Gredax Altis, Cleo and Topaz, Alcrestia Liakar, Beezertopia, Razorback, Vas Normandy, Capitalist Paradise, Aianistan, CLovidia, The Horror Channel, Isles of Govia, Delight, APKland, Non Muslims, Aandruzognivia, Aviace, Karktopials Reborn, Terra di Milan, Dexian, Vulnicura, Odawa, Andromeda Islands, Plain Talk, Weinstrudelndar, Agalaesia, Nordiska Enade Sociala Stater, Irocnia, The United Franciscian Duchies, Yrskienne, XW5RULEZ, 1ndependentSystems, Everlasting Empire, Sublime State of Israel, Lansaka, Palestinestate, Free Eridan, An Evil Spirit, Old Hope, Poo Poo Dumpsters, North Oceonia, The Church of Satan, Antwilla, COPPAtilism, Ulslur, Ledama, New Anarchisticstan, Western Bingus, Aadarsh Land, Torkvale, Hallmaak, Estals, Daiamid, Nouvoue Comlumbis, and Zerentopia.

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