The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Audrey-Satania Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.401 billion Fauzjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxes City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauzjhian economy, worth a remarkable 9,479 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 464,639 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Catching an old friend by surprise on the street can be a shocking experience, Audrey-Satania Darklight is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, and survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzjhia's national animal is the Darklight Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Fauzjhia is ranked 7,664^th in the world and 212^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 512,661 Standard Monetary Units.