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Most Income Equality: 743rdMost Pacifist: 11,850thMost Authoritarian: 13,032nd
The Queendom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
danger noodles shall prevail!
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Rare

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Faunfair

Population85 million

Currencybolt
Animalpython

The Queendom of Faunfair is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 85 million Faunians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case Faunfairian economy, worth 483 billion bolts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 5,688 bolts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Faunfair's national animal is the python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Faunfair is ranked 743rd in the world and 5th in Refugia for Most Income Equality, scoring 99.06 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most Income Equality: 743rdTop
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Most Pacifist: 11,850thMost Authoritarian: 13,032ndTop
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Safest: 15,672ndMost Rebellious Youth: 17,195th
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Most Income Equality: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 15th in the regionTop
10%
Most Devout: 35th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 36th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 37th in the regionMost Extreme: 37th in the regionMost Conservative: 38th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Faunfair, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Faunfair, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Faunfair, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in Faunfair, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Faunfair, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
  • : Faunfair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Faunfair, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • : Following new legislation in Faunfair, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Faunfair, woefully uninformed voters cast their ballots at random.
  • : Faunfair was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".

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