The Holy Gold Fat Fat Federation of Fatski land is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Fatski the great with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.397 billion Fatskis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fatski City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Fatski economy, worth 719 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 211,794 Gold Bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,727,937 per year while the poor average 5,619, a ratio of 307 to 1.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, and extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fatski land's national animal is the Seal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fatski land is ranked 259,422^nd in the world and 11,421^st in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.38 bananas ingested per day.