by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 246thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 763rd
The Holy Gold Fat Fat Federation of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Quails in Quantitate
Fatski the great
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Fatski land

Population3.397 billion

CapitalFatski City
LeaderFatski the great

CurrencyGold Bar

The Holy Gold Fat Fat Federation of Fatski land is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Fatski the great with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.397 billion Fatskis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fatski City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Fatski economy, worth 719 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 211,794 Gold Bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,727,937 per year while the poor average 5,619, a ratio of 307 to 1.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, and extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fatski land's national animal is the Seal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fatski land is ranked 259,422nd in the world and 11,421st in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.38 bananas ingested per day.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 13thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 246thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 763rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 791stMost Armed: 913thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 966thFattest Citizens: 1,266thHighest Crime Rates: 1,359thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,368thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,548thMost Avoided: 1,600thMost Influential: 1,634thMost Secular: 1,812thLargest Retail Industry: 1,873rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,488thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 3,613thRudest Citizens: 3,952ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,185thMost Patriotic: 4,412thMost Efficient Economies: 4,428thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,090thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,229thHighest Average Incomes: 6,347thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,464thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,958thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,331stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,461stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,908thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,271stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,517thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,697thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 14,038thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,725thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,091stSmartest Citizens: 18,021stLargest Governments: 23,370thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,073rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25,075th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 32nd in the regionMost Armed: 37th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 43rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Avoided: 54th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 56th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 69th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 82nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 94th in the regionMost Secular: 99th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 114th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 137th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 179th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 185th in the regionMost Patriotic: 187th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 194th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 199th in the regionRudest Citizens: 207th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 248th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 264th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 267th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 276th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 291st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 350th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 388th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 414th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 429th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 447th in the regionLargest Black Market: 481st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 494th in the regionMost Influential: 520th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 707th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 729th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 834th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 870th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 945th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,006th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,070th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fatski land was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Following new legislation in Fatski land, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
  • : Following new legislation in Fatski land, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
  • : Following new legislation in Fatski land, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Fatski land, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
  • : Following new legislation in Fatski land, increasing numbers of children in Fatski land have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
  • : Fatski land voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
  • : Fatski land was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Fatski land was endorsed by The Empire of Florida has nukes.
  • : Following new legislation in Fatski land, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 381 » Ethnon, Lulubellia, Loutsland, Ayuzhhhhh, Great Bights Mum, Shibutani, Tachycardia, Lemsrow, Loli County, Walter Jackson, Guer Aike, Aerilia, Aenglaland, Bankowiata, Hulldom, Koda-Land, Corfad, Yaorozu, Card Kingdom, Notyoutopia, Regallio, Constantinolia, Ellbonnia, Ardonii, Pallaith, Klodma, Hardscrabble, Flurbleland, Siwale, Ahssn, Chukstik Illahi, 01010011 01101011 01111001 01101110 0110, Kastonvia, Dreadton, Randomcountryland, Necromonia, Unsophisticate, Laudesia, Harjad, Rising Sakura, Jaded Grammarians, Aidiarnia, Sojenre, Alsion, Hops and Malt, Altivia, Altimontes, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Vexilia, Lemonbiscuits, and 331 others.Malta Comino Gozo, Bongo Mountain, Q w e r t y, Arquan, Manticore utopia, United Kahndaq, Ohiyo, The Rhein States, Sinelona, Simone Republic, Cobolica, Sil Dorsett, ABC, Myrenia, Yukti, Federation Terra Australis, Cloydicia, Eggplant Island, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Kwaj, Buckerino, Pazair, Yellops, Alice Gardens, 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