The Republic of Father with Magnifying Glass is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.176 billion Father with Magnifying Glassians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 36.5%.
The powerhouse Father with Magnifying Glassian economy, worth 240 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,585 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense, Father with Magnifying Glass has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, and the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Father with Magnifying Glass's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Father with Magnifying Glass is ranked 72,194th in the world and 13th in The Works of M C Escher for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
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Father with Magnifying Glass, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
- : Father with Magnifying Glass was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Father with Magnifying Glass, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
- : Following new legislation in Father with Magnifying Glass, Father with Magnifying Glass has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
- : Following new legislation in Father with Magnifying Glass, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense.
- : Following new legislation in Father with Magnifying Glass, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
- : Father with Magnifying Glass's influence in The Works of M C Escher rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Following new legislation in Father with Magnifying Glass, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
- : Following new legislation in Father with Magnifying Glass, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
- : Following new legislation in Father with Magnifying Glass, edutainment video games are taking Father with Magnifying Glass's students to the next level.
