The Tropical Paradox of Fatatatutti is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Schuyler Marmish with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 33.682 billion Fatatatutians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fat City. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The thriving Fatatatutian economy, worth a remarkable 5,093 trillion USDS a year, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,232 USDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin. Crime is totally unknown. Fatatatutti's national animal is the wild boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fatatatutti is ranked 7,248^th in the world and 1^st in Greater Fatatatutti for Smartest Citizens, with 108.04 quips per hour.