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Healthiest Citizens: 3,253rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,221stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,343rd
The Knuckle-head McSpazatron of
Corrupt Dictatorship
If brute force doesn't work, you aren't using enough.
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Fascist Republic Of Bermuda

Population14.923 billion

CapitalHamilton
LeaderSupreme Leader Black
FaithMorgan Freemanism

CurrencyCounterfeit USD
AnimalBald White Grizzly Shark Eagle Bear

The Knuckle-head McSpazatron of Fascist Republic Of Bermuda is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Black with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 14.923 billion Bermudans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamilton. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The enormous but inefficient Bermudan economy, worth a remarkable 1,592 trillion Counterfeit USDS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,715 Counterfeit USDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fascist Republic Of Bermuda's national animal is the Bald White Grizzly Shark Eagle Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Morgan Freemanism.

Fascist Republic Of Bermuda is ranked 82,915th in the world and 4th in Cobalt Network for Most Conservative, scoring 59.38 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Smartest Citizens: 11,887thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,357thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,191stHighest Poor Incomes: 16,908thLargest Populations: 17,298thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,468thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,470thMost Secular: 19,462ndMost Authoritarian: 20,340thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,828thMost Inclusive: 21,689th
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