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Healthiest Citizens: 2,974th Most Corrupt Governments: 3,154th Largest Governments: 4,650th
The Knuckle-head McSpazatron of
Corrupt Dictatorship
If brute force doesn't work, you aren't using enough.
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Fascist Republic Of Bermuda

Population10.852 billion

CapitalHamilton
LeaderSupreme Leader Black
FaithMorgan Freemanism

CurrencyCounterfeit USD
AnimalBald White Grizzly Shark Eagle Bear

The Knuckle-head McSpazatron of Fascist Republic Of Bermuda is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Black with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.852 billion Bermudans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamilton. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The large but underdeveloped Bermudan economy, worth 918 trillion Counterfeit USDS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,651 Counterfeit USDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tightness of border controls in Fascist Republic Of Bermuda leave a little to be desired, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and the nation has always been at war with Moltovea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fascist Republic Of Bermuda's national animal is the Bald White Grizzly Shark Eagle Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Morgan Freemanism.

Fascist Republic Of Bermuda is ranked 15,334th in the world and 14th in Cobalt Network for Highest Economic Output, with 918 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Healthiest Citizens: 2,974thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,154thLargest Governments: 4,650thLowest Crime Rates: 4,773rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,777thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,455thBest Weather: 8,064thMost Cultured: 8,213thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,778thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,558thSmartest Citizens: 11,381stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,992ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,097thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,609thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,647thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,428thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,642ndHighest Economic Output: 15,334thMost Secular: 17,245th
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Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Republic Of Bermuda, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Republic Of Bermuda, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Republic Of Bermuda, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Republic Of Bermuda, the tightness of border controls in Fascist Republic Of Bermuda leave a little to be desired.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Republic Of Bermuda, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Fascist Republic Of Bermuda' is a smash hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Republic Of Bermuda, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Republic Of Bermuda, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Republic Of Bermuda, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Republic Of Bermuda, Supreme Leader Black is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Republic Of Bermuda, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.

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