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Healthiest Citizens: 3,019thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,927thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,976th
The Knuckle-head McSpazatron of
Corrupt Dictatorship
If brute force doesn't work, you aren't using enough.
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Sprat
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Some
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Reasonable
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Fascist Republic Of Bermuda

Population13.282 billion

CapitalHamilton
LeaderSupreme Leader Black
FaithMorgan Freemanism

CurrencyCounterfeit USD
AnimalBald White Grizzly Shark Eagle Bear

The Knuckle-head McSpazatron of Fascist Republic Of Bermuda is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Black with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.282 billion Bermudans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamilton. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The enormous but inefficient Bermudan economy, worth a remarkable 1,420 trillion Counterfeit USDS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,912 Counterfeit USDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, and deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fascist Republic Of Bermuda's national animal is the Bald White Grizzly Shark Eagle Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Morgan Freemanism.

Fascist Republic Of Bermuda is ranked 192,163rd in the world and 12th in Cobalt Network for Most Primitive, scoring -290.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Healthiest Citizens: 3,019thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,927thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,976thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,999thLargest Black Market: 4,170thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,445thLowest Crime Rates: 4,445thLargest Governments: 4,551stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,875thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,053rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,353rdMost Cultured: 7,666thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,163rdBest Weather: 8,327thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,126thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 11,181stHighest Economic Output: 11,406thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,727thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,804thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,874thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,214thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,351stLargest Populations: 17,417thMost Authoritarian: 17,776thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,948thMost Secular: 18,868th
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the region

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