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Most Avoided: 2,131stMost Armed: 2,190thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,721st
The Colonies of
Corporate Police State
Patrída, timí, kathíkon
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Fascist Rep of Singapore

Population3.32 billion

CapitalPhoenix
LeaderLord Zoidberg Jesus
FaithKalmatian Christianity

CurrencyValora
AnimalEagle

The Colonies of Fascist Rep of Singapore is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Zoidberg Jesus with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.32 billion Kalmatians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Fascist Rep of Singaporean economy, worth 727 trillion Valoras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 219,262 Valoras, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 881,884 per year while the poor average 36,483, a ratio of 24.2 to 1.

State media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, and 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Rep of Singapore's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kalmatian Christianity.

Fascist Rep of Singapore is ranked 203,392nd in the world and 35th in Markion for Least Corrupt Governments, with 35.81 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Avoided: 2,131stMost Armed: 2,190thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,721stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,869thLargest Mining Sector: 3,173rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,267thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,256thLargest Retail Industry: 4,278thRudest Citizens: 4,350thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,362ndLargest Insurance Industry: 4,402ndLargest Black Market: 4,579thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,603rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,695thHighest Average Incomes: 4,930thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,894thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,951stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,154thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,189thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,378thMost Secular: 9,165thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,320thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,865thFattest Citizens: 11,345thLargest Governments: 13,412thMost Developed: 14,479thSmartest Citizens: 15,278thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,533rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,007thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,784thLowest Crime Rates: 20,536th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Rep of Singapore, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Rep of Singapore, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Rep of Singapore, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Rep of Singapore, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Rep of Singapore, foreign musicians that Lord Zoidberg Jesus dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Rep of Singapore, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Phoenix.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Rep of Singapore, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Rep of Singapore, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Rep of Singapore, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Rep of Singapore, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.

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