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Most Stationary: 2,231stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,851stLargest Populations: 9,838th
The Protectorate of
Moralistic Democracy
A whole lotta fire, a little bit of ice
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Fascist Pussy Willow

Population23.891 billion

Currency$$
Animal^-^

The Protectorate of Fascist Pussy Willow is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 23.891 billion Fascist Pussy Willowians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.7%.

The very strong Fascist Pussy Willowian economy, worth a remarkable 1,203 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,386 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Pussy Willow's national animal is the ^-^, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fascist Pussy Willow is ranked 2,231st in the world and 1st in Shijo for Most Stationary, with 3,999.70577352 days.

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Most Stationary: 2,231stTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,851stLargest Populations: 9,838thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 23,545thLargest Black Market: 25,067thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28,546th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fascist Pussy Willow set the regional banner of Shijo.
  • : Fascist Pussy Willow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Fascist Pussy Willow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Fascist Pussy Willow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Fascist Pussy Willow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Fascist Pussy Willow was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Fascist Pussy Willow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Fascist Pussy Willow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Fascist Pussy Willow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Fascist Pussy Willow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.

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