The Dictatorship of Fascist Kanice is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Viggo Bruun with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 5.664 billion Fascist Kaniceans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ganbu. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Fascist Kanicean economy, worth 273 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 48,317 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, and Fascist Kanice is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Kanice's national animal is the horse and its national religion is Catholicism.

Fascist Kanice is ranked 249,873^rd in the world and 282^nd in Oneid for Smartest Citizens, with 3.42 quips per hour.