The Free Folk of Fascist Frisia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Frisian Fascist Front with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 22.14 billion Fascist Frisians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dorestad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.7%.

The very strong Fascist Frisian economy, worth 925 trillion Frisian Sceats a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is 41,803 Frisian Sceats, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, children are raised bilingual from an early age, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, and citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Frisia's national animal is the Frisian Waterdog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Frisian Fascism.

Fascist Frisia is ranked 190,027^th in the world and 129^th in Fifth Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.57 law-abiding acts per hour.