The United Democratic States of Fascist Democracy is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Black with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.756 billion Democracians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oakwood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic economy, worth a remarkable 2,222 trillion federal units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 328,914 federal units, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,450,836 per year while the poor average 46,727, a ratio of 31.0 to 1.

Clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, it takes at least three to tango, when you fly on Air Fascist Democracy you win a seat or you die, and the price of freedom is about half a million federal units. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Democracy's national animal is the fanged porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Just Monika.

Fascist Democracy is ranked 2,208^th in the world and 96^th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 48,256.65 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.