The United Democratic States of Fascist Democracy is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Black with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.116 billion Democracians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oakwood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic economy, worth 768 trillion Federal Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 246,761 Federal Units, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,103,007 per year while the poor average 34,238, a ratio of 32.2 to 1.

President Black's Twitcher account is once again only used for bragging about the government's accomplishments, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Oakwood was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', and shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Fascist Democracy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Democracy's national animal is the Fanged Porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Just Monika.

Fascist Democracy is ranked 3,028^th in the world and 93^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 13,520.2 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.