The United Democratic States of Fascist Democracy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Black with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.291 billion Democracians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oakwood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic economy, worth a remarkable 2,457 trillion federal units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 337,107 federal units, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,114,069 per year while the poor average 3,589, a ratio of 867 to 1.

Politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe", babies are a small but significant export, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, and for just a few extra federal units Democracians can get new driving records with their new cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Democracy's national animal is the fanged porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Just Monika.

Fascist Democracy is ranked 18,911^th in the world and 736^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 24.6 trillion Standard Monetary Units.