The United Democratic States of Fascist Democracy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Black with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.915 billion Democracians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oakwood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic economy, worth a remarkable 1,506 trillion Federal Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 306,546 Federal Units, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,090,849 per year while the poor average 62,021, a ratio of 17.6 to 1.

Withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, chocolate in Fascist Democracy has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers, and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Democracy's national animal is the fanged porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Just Monika.

Fascist Democracy is ranked 165,065^th in the world and 8,727^th in The North Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.86 Missed References Per Hour.