The United Democratic States of Fascist Democracy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Black with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.967 billion Democracians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oakwood. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic economy, worth a remarkable 2,813 trillion federal units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 353,158 federal units, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,874,247 per year while the poor average 9,487, a ratio of 302 to 1.

Former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins, small shoes often wash up on the beach, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, and travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Democracy's national animal is the fanged porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Just Monika.

Fascist Democracy is ranked 227,531^st in the world and 8,689^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -622.55 on the Scary Big Number Scale.