by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 78thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 138thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 185th
The United Democratic States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Bad is Our Business, and Business is Good
President Black
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Fascist Democracy

Population9.962 billion

LeaderPresident Black
FaithJust Monika

Currencyfederal unit
Animalfanged porcupine

The United Democratic States of Fascist Democracy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Black with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.962 billion Democracians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oakwood. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic economy, worth a remarkable 3,947 trillion federal units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 396,283 federal units, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,488,339 per year while the poor average 6,571, a ratio of 530 to 1.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Democratic selfishness. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Fascist Democracy's national animal is the fanged porcupine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Just Monika.

Fascist Democracy is ranked 49,863rd in the world and 1,977th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,436.84 on the Edu-tellignceŽ Test Score.

Largest Retail Industry: 78thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 138thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 185thMost Corrupt Governments: 208thHighest Disposable Incomes: 280thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 382ndMost Avoided: 398thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 408thMost Efficient Economies: 493rdRudest Citizens: 507thLargest Gambling Industry: 559thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 576thLargest Insurance Industry: 604thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 670thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 719thMost Influential: 861stHighest Average Incomes: 983rdMost Armed: 989thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,167thFattest Citizens: 1,229thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,345thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,392ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,918thLargest Mining Sector: 1,984thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,085thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,672ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,699thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 3,570thHighest Crime Rates: 3,574thLargest Governments: 3,695thHighest Economic Output: 3,766thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,816thMost Patriotic: 4,365thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,633rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,868thSmartest Citizens: 6,746thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,605thMost Secular: 11,952ndMost Stationary: 12,298thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,999thTop
Largest Black Market: 18,380thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,882ndLargest Publishing Industry: 24,733rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,306th
Largest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 20th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionRudest Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 38th in the regionMost Armed: 39th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionFattest Citizens: 46th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 88th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 94th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 120th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 122nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 130th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 167th in the regionMost Patriotic: 179th in the regionLargest Governments: 193rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 205th in the regionMost Influential: 241st in the regionMost Stationary: 261st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 269th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 290th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 326th in the regionLargest Black Market: 365th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 372nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 414th in the regionMost Secular: 576th in the regionLargest Populations: 608th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 919th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1,104th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,171st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,234th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,332nd in the region

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