The United Democratic States of Fascist Democracy is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Black with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.956 billion Democracians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oakwood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic economy, worth a remarkable 1,925 trillion federal units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 323,276 federal units, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 932,206 per year while the poor average 88,994, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, card collectors duel to the death, and small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Democracy's national animal is the fanged porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Just Monika.

Fascist Democracy is ranked 1,539^th in the world and 72^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 323,276.4 Standard Monetary Units.