The United Democratic States of Fascist Democracy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Black with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.962 billion Democracians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oakwood. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic economy, worth a remarkable 3,947 trillion federal units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 396,283 federal units, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,488,339 per year while the poor average 6,571, a ratio of 530 to 1.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Democratic selfishness. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Fascist Democracy's national animal is the fanged porcupine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Just Monika.

Fascist Democracy is ranked 49,863^rd in the world and 1,977^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,436.84 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.