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Safest: 2,798thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,883rdMost Pacifist: 3,396th
The Swedish Translation of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Sassy and Gassy
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Fart Is Speed

Population2.171 billion

CapitalThunderous

CurrencyWhiff
AnimalUnicorn

The Swedish Translation of Fart Is Speed is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 2.171 billion Fart Is Speedians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thunderous. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fart Is Speedian economy, worth 279 trillion Whiffs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 128,594 Whiffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, and the children of Fart Is Speed are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fart Is Speed's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fart Is Speed is ranked 225,652nd in the world and 18th in Schopenhauer for Fattest Citizens, with 6.36 Obesity Rate.

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Safest: 2,798thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,883rdMost Pacifist: 3,396thMost Secular: 3,851stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,200thNicest Citizens: 4,891stMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,969thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,377thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,672ndMost Inclusive: 6,423rdMost Developed: 7,400thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,579thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,613thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,780thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,969thMost Cultured: 8,524thSmartest Citizens: 8,607thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,610thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,837thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,017thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,179thHealthiest Citizens: 9,465thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,481stLowest Crime Rates: 9,943rdBest Weather: 10,276thMost Income Equality: 10,497thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,402ndLargest Governments: 12,838thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,957thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,377thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,790thMost Efficient Economies: 19,220thHighest Average Incomes: 20,242ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,416thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,363rd
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Nudest: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fart Is Speed, the children of Fart Is Speed are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Fart Is Speed, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Fart Is Speed, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.
  • : Following new legislation in Fart Is Speed, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Following new legislation in Fart Is Speed, money grows on trees.
  • : Fart Is Speed was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Fart Is Speed, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Fart Is Speed, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
  • : Following new legislation in Fart Is Speed, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Fart Is Speed, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.

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