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Largest Mining Sector: 224th Highest Economic Output: 274th Most Avoided: 334th
The Democratic Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
One People, One Ideal, One God
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Farmina

Population32.735 billion

CapitalVerica
LeaderPresident Malcolm Prince
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyHaren
AnimalHawk

The Democratic Republic of Farmina is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Malcolm Prince with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 32.735 billion Farminans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verica. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Farminan economy, worth an astonishing 10,937 trillion Harens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 334,125 Harens, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, and businessmen walk out of meetings halfway because their shift is over. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Farmina's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Farmina is ranked 76,234th in the world and 3,409th in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,699.05 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 224thHighest Economic Output: 274thMost Avoided: 334thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 335thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 350thHighest Disposable Incomes: 434thMost Devout: 478thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 533rdLargest Insurance Industry: 547thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 579thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 625thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 658thLargest Gambling Industry: 668thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 845thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 954thLargest Populations: 1,059thHighest Average Incomes: 1,119thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,156thFattest Citizens: 1,181stMost Efficient Economies: 1,649thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,758thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,195thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,205thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,693rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,646thLowest Crime Rates: 4,080thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,117thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,883rdRudest Citizens: 4,913thLargest Retail Industry: 5,163rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,580thLargest Black Market: 7,399thLargest Governments: 7,710thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 9,221stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,861stLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,341st
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Highest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21st in the regionMost Devout: 25th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 29th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 34th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 60th in the regionFattest Citizens: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 100th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 108th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 123rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 124th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 164th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 180th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 223rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 231st in the regionRudest Citizens: 239th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 253rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 309th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 325th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 460th in the regionLargest Black Market: 462nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 521st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 636th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 673rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Farmina was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, businessmen walk out of meetings halfway because their shift is over.
  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor.
  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn.
  • : Farmina was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Farmina was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Farmina was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate.

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