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Largest Mining Sector: 211thMost Primitive: 265thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 300th
The Democratic Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
One People, One Ideal, One God
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Farmina

Population35.711 billion

CapitalVerica
LeaderPresident Malcolm Prince
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyHaren
AnimalHawk

The Democratic Republic of Farmina is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Malcolm Prince with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, vat-grown people, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 35.711 billion Farminans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verica. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Farminan economy, worth an astonishing 11,583 trillion Harens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 324,360 Harens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, the law says that all Farminans are created equal — no matter how they were created, and autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Farmina's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Farmina is ranked 27,001st in the world and 1,581st in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,893.06 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Largest Mining Sector: 211thMost Primitive: 265thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 300thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 318thHighest Economic Output: 340thMost Avoided: 355thLargest Insurance Industry: 455thMost Devout: 502ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 527thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 585thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 610thLargest Gambling Industry: 626thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 723rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 748thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 933rdLargest Populations: 1,009thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,135thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,251stHighest Average Incomes: 1,640thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,792ndTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,732ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,051stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,352ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,433rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,049thLowest Crime Rates: 4,070thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,172ndLargest Black Market: 5,485thLargest Retail Industry: 5,569thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,216thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,052ndLargest Governments: 7,715thRudest Citizens: 8,138thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,337thMost Armed: 15,244thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,381stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,545thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,983rdMost Conservative: 22,097th
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Largest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Primitive: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 24th in the regionMost Devout: 26th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 30th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 30th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 42nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 80th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 80th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 138th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 156th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 168th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 173rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 184th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 242nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 278th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 282nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 289th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 327th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 344th in the regionRudest Citizens: 399th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 423rd in the regionMost Stationary: 499th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 651st in the regionMost Armed: 666th in the regionMost Conservative: 785th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 789th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum.
  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, the law says that all Farminans are created equal — no matter how they were created.
  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off.
  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol.
  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Farminan military.
  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, the diplomatic corps stinks.

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