Population | 1.844 billion |
Capital | Central Sirs District |
Leader | MAXIMUS |
Currency | krona |
Animal | panther |
The Incorporated States of Far Dars Sirs is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by MAXIMUS with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.844 billion Far Dars Sirsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Sirs District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Far Dars Sirsian economy, worth 287 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 156,007 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.
There's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, every day's an auto-de-fé day, and the 'no-coal' transition is being paid for in slashed student support funds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Far Dars Sirs's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Far Dars Sirs is ranked 250,823rd in the world and 35th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -2.83 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Far Dars Sirs, the 'no-coal' transition is being paid for in slashed student support funds.
- : Following new legislation in Far Dars Sirs, every day's an auto-de-fé day.
- : Far Dars Sirs was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Far Dars Sirs, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Far Dars Sirs, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
- : Following new legislation in Far Dars Sirs, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority").
- : Following new legislation in Far Dars Sirs, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in Far Dars Sirs, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech.
- : Following new legislation in Far Dars Sirs, nations that kill a Far Dars Sirsian can expect a strongly worded letter.
- : Following new legislation in Far Dars Sirs, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.