The Grand Collective of Fapjackia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Baker with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 2.098 billion Fapjackers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silly Sity. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fapjackian economy, worth 316 trillion pancakes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 150,742 pancakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program, and the family of The Baker bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions. Crime is totally unknown. Fapjackia's national animal is the waffle dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fapjackia is ranked 48,460^th in the world and 84^th in The Black Hawks for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 66.45 Effective Tax Rate.