|Leader||King Jan I Morawski|
|Animal||White Tailed Eagle|
The Autocracy of Fangalist Poland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Jan I Morawski with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.164 billion Poles are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowa Warszawa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth 168 trillion Złoties a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 145,103 Złoties, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.
The nation has declared war on all passing comets, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and foreign lack of enthusiasm for Polish nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fangalist Poland's national animal is the White Tailed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fangalist Poland was endorsed by The Plutocratic Banana Republic of Zerentopia.
- : Fangalist Poland was endorsed by The Supreme Peaceful Enlightened of Andromeda Islands.
- : Fangalist Poland was endorsed by The Technocratic Federal NS of Islamic Republic e Jariri.
- : Fangalist Poland's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Fangalist Poland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Fangalist Poland was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Farrakhan.
- : Fangalist Poland was endorsed by The Oubliette of An Evil Spirit.
- : Fangalist Poland was endorsed by The Waiting Nation For The Sun of Karktopials Reborn.
- : Fangalist Poland lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Fangalist Poland endorsed The Inhospitable Ski Slopes of Agalaesia.