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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,986thMost Armed: 2,922ndMost Patriotic: 3,178th
The Autocracy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Bóg, Honor, Ojczyzna
King Jan I Morawski
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Fangalist Poland

Population1.164 billion

CapitalNowa Warszawa
LeaderKing Jan I Morawski
FaithRoman Catholicism

AnimalWhite Tailed Eagle

The Autocracy of Fangalist Poland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Jan I Morawski with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.164 billion Poles are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowa Warszawa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth 168 trillion Złoties a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 145,103 Złoties, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has declared war on all passing comets, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and foreign lack of enthusiasm for Polish nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fangalist Poland's national animal is the White Tailed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Fangalist Poland is ranked 181,774th in the world and 3,643rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.93 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,986thTop
Most Armed: 2,922ndMost Patriotic: 3,178thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,381stLargest Mining Sector: 3,817thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,858thMost Avoided: 4,203rdFattest Citizens: 5,566thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,015thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,824thLargest Retail Industry: 8,897thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,114thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,264thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,404thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,918thTop
Most Devout: 11,572ndLargest Black Market: 13,738thHighest Average Incomes: 15,456thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,889thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,566thMost Conservative: 18,651stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,147thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,183rd
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 78th in the regionMost Armed: 82nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 132nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 151st in the regionFattest Citizens: 152nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 183rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 186th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 186th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 217th in the regionMost Avoided: 222nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 232nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 269th in the regionMost Devout: 319th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 371st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 414th in the regionMost Conservative: 434th in the region

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